Oscar Predictions

OSCAR PREDICTIONS
 
by Bob Sassone

Best Actor
 
Adrien Brody
Nicolas Cage
Michael Caine
Daniel Day-Lewis
Jack Nicholson

Prediction: Oscar will be really messy, upsetting Felix.

Best Actress
 
Salma Hayek
Nicole Kidman
Diane Lane
Julianne Moore
Renee Zellweger

Prediction: Oscar will knock the lid off the garbage can and insult someone.

Best Supporting Actor
 
Chris Cooper
Ed Harris
Paul Newman
John C. Reilly
Christopher Walken

Prediction: Someone will be wearing an Oscar De La Renta dress.

Best Supporting Actress
 
Kathy Bates
Julianne Moore
Queen Laifah
Meryl Streep
Catherine Zeta-Jones

Prediction: De La Hoya – TKO, 6th Round

Best Director
 
Rob Marshall (Chicago)
Martin Scorcese (Gangs of New York)
Roman Polanski (The Pianist)
Stephen Daldry (The Hours)
Pedro Almodovar (Talk To Her)

Prediction: Everyone wishes they were an Oscar Mayer weiner.

Best Picture
 
Chicago
Gangs of New York
The Hours
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Pianist
 
Prediction: Chicago

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